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Sunday May 20 @ 06:39pm
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
as long as you’re not ‘a minor’
Saturday May 19 @ 08:01pmoh my gdo that kid looks so nervous he looksks like he has no idea what’s goign on he probably doesn’t eeven know what a yolo is
- Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
- Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
- Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
- Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
- Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
Catvengers, assemble!
Submitted by face—the—strange
You know what's fun? Adding "you idiot" to the end of any quote from The Hunger Games
- Here's some advice. Stay alive, you idiot.
- Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people, you idiot.
- No. Now, shut up and eat your pears, you idiot.
- Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true, here is the place where I love you, you idiot.
- I'm more than just a piece in their Games, you idiot.
- Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us, you idiots!
- Always, idiot.
- I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute, idiots!
